The Perfect Day According To...HER8:45 - Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 - 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 - Light breakfast11:00 - Sunbathe12:30 - Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe1:45 - Shopping2:30 - Run into husband's ex - notice she's gained 30lbs.3:00 - Facial, massage, nap7:30 - Candlelight dinner for two and dancing10:00 - Make love11:30 - Pillow talk in his big strong armsHIM10:00 - Wake up10:02 - SEX10:10 - Big Breakfast11:30 - Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters2:15 - Enormous lunch with BEER3:15 - SEX3:25 - Play sports with the guys4:30 - Drink BEER with the guys6:30 - Meet Claudia Schiffer6:40 - SEX6:50 - Huge dinner, more BEER8:00 - Fall asleep with BEER watching TV while dreaming of having SEX with Claudia Shiffer11:00 - Full on, get down, gorilla SEX, more BEER11:10 - Sleep2:30 - Fart

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