While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. 'People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, ' one says, 'but we have no one to go to with our own problems.' 'Since we're all professionals, ' another suggests, 'why don't we hear each other out right now?'They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, 'I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients as often as I can.' The second admits, 'I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me.' The third psychiatrist says, 'I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret.'
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