Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order.'I would like a Sprite, ' said the first little piggie.'I would like a Coke, ' said the second little piggie.'I want water, lots and lots of water, ' said the third little piggie.The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.'I want a nice big steak, ' said the first piggie.'I would like the salad plate, ' said the second piggie.'I want water, lots and lots of water, ' said the third little piggie.The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.'I want a banana split, ' said the first piggie.'I want a root beer float, ' said the second piggie.'I want water, lots and lots of water, ' exclaimed the third little piggie.'Pardon me for asking, ' said the waiter, 'but why have you only ordered water?'The third piggies says -'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!''
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