There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a beautiful little China doll.He brought her back to the States and they were very happy.He always enjoyed looking at her rear end and telling her what a beautiful butt she had. Every day it was, 'Darling I love you and what a beautiful butt you have.' Every night it was, 'Darling I love you and what a beautiful butt you have.'Well his birthday was getting close and she wanted to surprise him with a tattoo on her rear end that said, 'Beautiful Butt.'So she finds a reputable tattoo artist and explains what she wants. Well the artist asks her to turn around and after a brief pause says, 'There is no way I can get 'Beautiful Butt' on your tiny little beautiful butt.' But I can put a nice 'B' on each cheek which will stand for 'Beautiful Butt.'A bit disappointed, she agrees and leaves with her B's. Well the big day arrives and after a candle light dinner, gifts, and a sip of brandy, she appears in the bedroom in her birthday suit, turns around and bends over.Quickly sitting up he exclaims, 'Darling I love you, but who the hell is Bob?'
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