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A couple of kids tried using pickles for

A customer was bothering the waiter in a

A customer was bothering the waiter in a

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown

A fat girl went into a cafe and

A friend and I were standing in line

A friend got some vinegar in his ear,

A great fruit cake recipie

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys

A man went into a deli shop and

A new chef from India was fired a

A practical joke involving jello

A tourist walked into a fish and chip

An elderly couple were killed in an accident

An elderly couple were killed in an accident

An error publishing an article

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And what's your name

Are caterpillars good to eat?

At a dinner party, one of the guests,

At a party, a conjurer was producing egg

Bad convenience foods

Bottle of Evian water?

Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and

Caffeine addict quiz

Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog.

Constantly complaining about the temperature

Did you hear about the teacher who was

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking

Do you feel like a glass of carrot

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice

Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.

Ever wonder about people who pay $2

First boy: She had a beautiful pair of

Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.

Food fight in a store

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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is

Fred! What did I say I'd do if

Fred: I thought there was a choice for

Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones

Have you got any broken biscuits

Have you heard the story about the loaf

He's a real fun guy [fungi]

How can you make a soup rich

How can you tell the difference between a

How do you know that a elephant's been

How do you make gold soup

How does a witch make scrambled eggs

I have a Microsoft waiter

I thought you were trying to get into

I went to see my doctor to see

Ice cream flavor galore

I'd say he was spineless. Yes, about as

If there were no food left, what could

Improving fry cooking time

In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a

Jimmy, how many more times must I tell

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat

Knock Knock Who's there! Bacon! Bacon

Knock Knock Who's there! Bean! Bean

Knock Knock Who's there! Beef! Beef

Knock Knock Who's there! Butter! Butter

MandM Evolution theory

May I take your order

Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in

Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch

My Aunt Maud had so many candles on

My brother's on a seafood diet. Really

On April Fools Day, a mother put a

One day, Bill and Tom went to a

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks

Placing your order

Purchasing a turkey

Purchasing mailing lists

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