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A boy with an elephant on his head

An elephant was walking in a park. With

Bill:'My homework is really difficult tonight,

Have you heard about the elephant that went

How can you tell if there is an

How do you fit five elephants into a

How do you get an elephant into a

How do you hire an elephant

How do you know that peanuts are fattening

How do you make an elephant sandwich

How do you raise a baby elephant

How do you stop an angry elephant from

How does an elephant get down from a

How does an elephant get out of a

How does an elephant go up a tree

How to elephants talk to each other

How to you tell the difference between an

Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very

It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the

My elephants got no trunk

Reports are coming in of an elephant doing

Tarzan was tired when he came home. What have you been doing,

Teacher: Name six wild animals

Teacher: Where would you find an elephant

Teacher:'To which family does the elephant belong

Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!

'We're going to play elephants and circuses, '

What animals were last to leave the ark

What did Tarzan say when he saw the

What did the baby elephant get when the

What did the elephant say to the famous

What did the elephant say when the man

What did the grape say when the elephant

What did the hotel manager say to the

What do elephants do in the evenings

What do elephants say as a compliment

What do elephants sing at christmas

What do you call an elephant creeping through

What do you call an elephant that can't

What do you call an elephant that flies

What do you call an elephant that lies

What do you call an elephant with a

What do you call an elephant with a

What do you call the rabbit up the

What do you do with old cannon balls

What do you find in an elephants graveyard

What do you get if you cross an

What do you get if you cross an

What do you give an elephant with big

What does a bald elephant wear for a

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and

What happened when the elephant sat on

What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6

What is a baby elephant after he is

What is an elephants favourite film

What is stronger an elephant or a snail

What is the easy way to get a

What is the pink stuff between elephant's

What is worse than raining cats and dogs

What kind of elephants live in Antartica

What pill would you give to an elephant

What to you get if you cross a

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red

What's as big as an elephant but weighs

What's big and grey and lives in a

What's big and grey and protects you from

What's big and grey and wears a mask

What's big, grey and flies straight up

What's blue and has big ears

What's grey and goes round and round

What's grey and lights up

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles

What's grey and never needs ironing

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty

What's grey but turns red

What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers

What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and

What's grey, stands in a river when it

What's the best way to see a charging

What's the difference between a sick elephant and

What's the difference between an African elephant and

What's the difference between an elephant and a

What's the difference between an elephant and a

What's the difference between an elephant and a

What's the difference between an elephant and a

What's the difference between an injured elephant and

What's yellow on the outside and grey on

When should you feed milk to a baby

Who do elephants get their christmas presents

Who lost a herd of elephants

Why are elephants grey

Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly

Why are elephants wiser than chickens

Why did the elephant cross the road

Why did the elephant eat the candle

Why did the elephant eat the candle

Why did the elephant jump in the lake

Why did the elephant paint himself with different

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red

Why did the gum cross the road

Why do elephants do well in school

Why do elephants eat raw food

Why do elephants have trunks

Why do elephants have trunks

Why do elephants jump across rivers

Why do elephants live in the jungle

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses

Why do the elephants have short tails

Why does an elephant wear sneakers

Why don't elephants like martinis

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the

Why is an elephant braver than a hen

Why were the elephants thrown out of the

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