101 Things Not To Say During Sex
A 90 year man finally gets to see
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A blonde and a brunette were talking. The
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A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender
A blonde is suffering from a sore throat
A bus stops and this old lady gets
A couple decided that the only way to
A couple just got married, and when the
A couple was having some trouble, so they
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt
A drunk gets up from the bar and
A father, mother, and son were going to
A five year old boy and his grandfather
A girl brings a guy home one night.
A guy goes into a costume shop. He
A guy is strolling along a sandy beach
A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing
A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for
A guy went out on the golf course
A husband and wife are in bed watching
A husband and wife love to golf together,
A knight and his men returned to their
A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes
A little boy returning home from his first
A little girl goes to the barber shop
A little old lady shaking violently as she
A male market researcher was calling on homes
A man and woman are riding up in
A man comes home from work one night
A man goes skydiving for the first time.
A man goes to the doctor and says,
A man got on a plane and sat
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a
A man wakes up early one morning and
A man walked into an appliance store and
A man walks into a tattoo parlor and
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A market researcher called at a house and
A minister gave a talk to the Lions
A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after
A retired four-star general ran into his former
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings
A truck driver was going down a steep
A truck driver was pulled over by a
A wife went in to see a therapist
A woman checked in at the pearly gates
A woman walks into her accountant's office and
A woman went to the doctor and complained
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and,
A young woman goes to her doctor complaining
Abstinence
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on
An American tourist went into a restaurant in
An angry husband returned home one night to
An eighty year old couple decide to try
An elderly man visits his doctor.
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait
An old couple in an old folks home
An old man and his wife lived deep
An old man approaches the window of a
An old man in a nursing home awoke
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As a hooker was dressing, she turned to
At school Little Johnny was told by a
Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along
Blonde and KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
College Rules
Cucumberandpickle
Define Transvestite:
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Did you hear the slogan for the
Dirty minds
During a funeral for a woman who had
Ever since we got married, my wife has
Foot Tall
Girl's School
Harry approached a prostitute and asked,
Hello
Hired Help
How are women and rocks alike
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How is a woman like a condom
How many men does it take to put
How many perverts does it take to
How would a blonde punctuate the following
Hubby: As a start I think you should
I love the lines men use to get
I was making love to this girl and
If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no
If the dove is the bird of peace,
In a nursing home, there is this old
IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO
Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the
Little Carrie likes to screw
Little Johnny walks into school one day to
Little Mary was not the best student in
Male secretary : Feel free to use my dictaphone.
May September Marriage
Men are like cement. After getting laid, they
Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's
My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick
Nun on the Bus
Old Beach Babe
Old man's sperm cup
On the first day of college, the Dean
Once upon a time, a guy was sitting
One day a man was sleeping and the
One day a teacher was asking her class
One day there was two boys playing by
One day there were two boys playing by
One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked
One night, as a couple lay down for
Parrrot boy and daddy
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair
Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend.
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
Q . what did the sign on the
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Question: What's another name for pickled bread
Question: What's the difference between sin and shame
Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down
Question: Why do men always give their penis
Reload.
Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security.
Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when
Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and
Sex between a man and a woman can
Speaking of Sex
Speed Limit
Starch in your Shorts
Sunday School
That IS The Only Difference
The 3 holes
The blonde was at the blood bank and
The Hundred Nuns
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked
The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.
The old mans bird
The president got off the helicopter in front
The Smith's were proud of their family tradition.
Then there's the woman who goes to the
There are a lot of folks that can't
There were these three little old ladies sitting
These two old men are in a nursing
They now have an Italian airline that flies
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in
This guy goes to the zoo one day.
This old lady was complaining to her friend
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after
This women had a magic morror from which
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench
Three Friends an Italian a German and a
Three guys are drinking in a bar when
Three Nuns
Two deaf people get married. During the first
Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having
Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home,
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the
Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.
Two old men were sat on a bench
Two postmen are on break having a cigarette.
Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during
Two, old drunks in a bar. The first
What are 3 two letter words that
What are the small bumps around a
What are the two greatest lies
What are three words you dread the most
What can a goose do, a duck
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What did Adam say to Eve
What did Bill Clinton say to Monica
What did one saggy boob say to the
What did the banana say to the vibrator
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What did the cannibal do after he
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What do electric trains and breasts have
What do hookers do on their night off:
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What do you call 3 blondes, a
What do you call 4 blondes laying
What do you call a blonde lesbian
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What does a 75-year-old woman have between
What does a blonde and a turtle
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What does a blonde say after multiple
What does a screen door and a
What does KFC and a woman have in
What does pizza delivery man and a
What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes
What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's
What have men and spray paint in common
What is 61 to a blonde
What is 68 to a blonde
What is a bellybutton for
What is a four-letter word that ends
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What is it when a man talks dirty
What is it when a woman talks dirty
What is that insensitive bit at the
What is the best blonde secretary in
What is the definition of 'making love'
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What is the difference between a hog
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What is the one thing you will
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What should you do if your girlfriend starts
Whats a Australian Kiss..
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What's organic dental floss
What's so bad about being a dick
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What's the difference between a mosquito and
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What's the speed limit of sex
What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde
What's the ultimate rejection
Which of the following doesn't belong: wife,
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children
While away at a convention, an executive happened
While participating is the Olympics a young gymnast
WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS
Why are condoms like cameras
Why are cowgirls bowlegged
Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts
Why are men like laxatives
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his
Why did God create women
Why did god give blonde's 2 more
Why did god give blonds 2% more
Why did the blonde give a blow
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Why did the blonde guy ask his
Why did the blonde guy put ice
Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy
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Why did the condom cross the road
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Why do blondes have orgasms
Why do blondes like tilt steering
Why do hunters make the best lovers
Why do men become smarter during sex
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Why do men have a hole in
Why do men masturbate
Why do saunas remind some people of
Why do women have tits
Why do women rub their eyes when
Why does a blonde insist on him
Why does a bride smile when she walks
Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes
WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX
Why don't bunnies make noise when they make
Why don't men fake orgasm
Why don't they teach driver's education and
Why don't women blink during foreplay
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Why is a blonde like Australia
Why is a man's pee yellow and
Why is air a lot like sex
Why is being in the military like
Why is food better than men
Why is it called a Wonder Bra
Why is sex like a game of bridge
Why is the space between a woman's breasts
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld
Why were men given larger brains than dogs
Wife: Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love
Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of
Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men
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