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A boy is in a prison cell with

A computer geek goes to prison for fraud,

A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was

A police officer was escorting a prisoner to

A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training

A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal

A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank,

A woman woke her husband in the middle

An English prisoner of war was held by

Bill: Where did you get that gold watch

Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for

Dad, said Fred to his father, who was

Detective: Do you think I should put on

Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting

Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on

Did you hear about the burglar who fell

Did you hear about the calendar thief

Fred: We had a burglary last night, and

How do bank robbers send messages

I think I hear burglars, dear.

If you crossed a gangster and a garbage

It was Rocky's first night in the penitentiary.

'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,

Judge: Tell me your occupation.

Judge: Why did you steal that bird

Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store

Knock Knock Who's there! Burglar! Burglar

Late one night, a burglar broke into a

Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today.

Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison.

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison.

t was Christmas and the judge was in

The criminal mastermind found one of his gang

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric

Two small time thieves had been sent by

Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any

What did the burglar say to the lady

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker

What diploma do criminals get

What do you call a mayfly with a

What do you call a robbery in China

What do you get if you cross a

What do you get if you cross a

What hired killer never goes to jail

What is the difference between a thief and

What kind of party do prisoners in jail

What kind of robbery is not dangerous

What kind of thief steals meat

What makes you think the prisoner was drunk

What stars go to jail

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals

What was the parrot doing in prison

What's another word for a murderer who kills

When did the criminal get smart

When the school was broken into, the thieves

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea

Who is the strongest thief

Who was the world's greatest thief

Why are burglars such good tennis players

Why did the burglar take a shower

Why do pens get sent to prison

Why do they put a suicide watch on

Why is a sinking ship like a person

Why was the robber bionic

Why was the robber so secure

Why would someone in jail want to catch

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