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A man climbed over a fence into a

A summer visitor asked the farmer how long

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer:

Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies

Did you hear about the farmer who lost

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Does running out of a burning barn make

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I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle

I hear you take milk baths. That's right.

If you crossed a cow with a goat,

If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson,

If you crossed two cows with a flock

If you had a gun and you were

If you had fifteen cows and five goats

If you make a cow angry, how will

In what state will you find the most

Is there big money in the cattle business

I've just discovered a method for making wool

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Q. What does a cow make when the

Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.

That bull you sold me is a lazy

That tornado damage your cow barn any

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What are cows favorite party games

What are the spots on black-and-white cows

What band is a cow favorite

What country do cows love to visit

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What do cows get when they are sick

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What do you call a group of cattle

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What do you call explosive cow vomit

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What do you get from an invisible cow

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What do you get if you cross Bossy

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What famous painting do cows love to look

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What hair style is a calf's favorite

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What has four legs and goes, Oom! Oom!

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket

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What is the definition of moon

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What is the most important use for cowhide

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand

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What sound do you hear when you drop

What South American dance do cows like to

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What US state has the most cows

What would you get if you crossed a

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When a bull wants to listen to a

When is a farmer like a magician

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report

Where did the mooron take the baby cow

Where do cows like to live

Where do cows like to ride on trains

Where do Danish cows come from

Where do milk shakes come from

Where do Russian cows come from

Where do steers go to dance

Where does a cow stop to drink

Why are cows made for dancing

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave

Why did the cow jump over the moon

Why did the farmer feed money to his

Why did the farmer fence in the bull

Why did the farmer put brandy in the

Why did the farmer put his cow on

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow

Why do cows like being told jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean

Why do cows wear bells around their necks

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle

Why don't cows ever have any money

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle

Why was the calf afraid

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn

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