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..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in

3 Engineers in a broken down car

50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB

A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer

A confused caller was having troubles printing documents.

A customer called to complain that his keyboard

A customer called to say he couldn't get

A customer needed help setting up a new

A customer was asked to send a copy

A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer

A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next

A person turned on the computer without a

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope,

A Programmer and an Engineer

A programmer was walking along the beach when

A ragged individual stranded for several months on

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a

A software engineer, a hardware engineer and a branch manager…

A software verifier read in the Bible that

A system programmer came home from work almost

A tech support employee once received a call

A technician advised his customer to put his

A technician received a call from a customer

A technician received a call from a man

Abbot and Costello's computer

Addicted To Computers

After a caller gave a technician her PC's

After buying a PC from a dealer of

An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get

An office technician got a call from a

Another customer called Tech Support to say her

As most technophiles are aware, there are special

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash

Bill Gates Changes a Light Bulb

Bill Gates in a car accident

Bill Gates in Hell

Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face

Canon Help Desk

CD Player Sales

Colombian computer joke

Comments made by Programmers when their programs don't

Complete the following word analogy: Add is

Computer Crashed

Computer Cupholder Breaks

Computer Dictionary Part I

Computer helpline

Computers are better than girlfriends because…

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command

Customer: Hi, I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database

Customer: How do I print my voicemail

Customer: I think I've got a bug in

Customer: I'm running Windows '95.

Customer: It says I've performed an illegal operation

Customer: I've been doing risk analysis by hand

Customer: My disk is stuck in my disk drive.

Customer: Wait, that password looks really gray.

Customer: Why didn't you tell me I have call waiting

Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your

Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for

DIY Computer Repairs

Do you turn on your computer with your

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop

Dr. Suess's IT help

FDIV Instructions

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an

Got this email from a friend:

Help in the computer lab

Hit ENTER when ready

How do you keep a programmer in the

How do you stop your laptop batteries from

How does Bill Gates screw in a

How many Bill Gateses does it take

How many C++ programmers does it take to

How many IBM employees does it take to

How many Java programmers does it take to

How many maintenance programmers does it take to

How many Microsoft executives does it take

How many Microsoft support staff does it

How many Pentium designers does it take

How many programmers does it take to

How many technical writers does it take to

How to identify a redneck computer

How to tell if technology has taken over your life

Husband emails wife

I heard that if you play the Windows

I overheard a woman in a computer store

IEEE Pronunciation

If AOL made cars…

If Bill Gates had a dime for every

If GM worked like Microsoft

If life were like a computer

If Microsoft built cars you would need to

If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer

If Operating Systems Were Beers

If restaurants were run like Microsoft

imigration test

Intel Inside Sticker

Internet Mail List Subscribers Change a Light Bulb

Internet Research for History Paper

Is there a God?

IT Department Requests

It's time to turn of the computer if…

I've been on my computer all night! Don't

I've been sitting at this computer for hours

Jesus and Satan got into an argument over

Jesus vs. Satan

Jordan vs. Gates

Keyboard for Windows Users

MacIntosh stands for…

Many people in computer labs will assure you,

Me: What is that noise

Microsoft ad space

Microsoft bids on Catholic Church

Microsoft buys into AT&T

Mom teaches computer programming

Mouse crossing the road

Movie Computers

Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer! How did

My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a

My computer made a funny sound the other

Nervous Computer

New Super Viruses

Now thats lazy!

On the Road with 2 Computer Programmers

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many

One guy was on duty in the main

One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and

Open Season on Nerds

Operating Systems as Airlines

Pentium Designers Screw in a Light Bulb

Pentium PC and a Research Grant

Pentium's floating point divider

Program Manager

Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house

Q. What creature has the best aptitude for

Redmond, WA #NAME

Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you

Signs your computer has taken over your life

Software Updates

Student: Would it be possible to install Arabic

Teacher: Look at the state of the school

Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on

Tech Support for Toddlers

Tech Support: How may I help you today, sir

Tech Support: Which format are the images you send

Technical Support Gets Drafted

Technical support had a caller complaining that her

The Accountants and the Engineers: A Traveling Tale

The attention span of a computer is as

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings

The Difference Between Halloween and Christmas

The Geek and the Frog

The Growing Operating System

The Lord's Prayer

The merits of a mistress

The Monkey Consultant

The problem with physicists is that they tend

The programmer to his son:

The Three Laws of Secure Computing

The Ultimate Computer give the ultimate answer

There are three engineers in a car; an

There was once a young man who, in

There was once a young man who, in

They say that the new super computer knows

Things to do while the Internet is down

Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say

This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't

This customer comes into the computer store.

This little computer, said the sales clerk

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of

To err is human; but to really mess

Top 10 Reasons computers are better than women

Top 10 Ways for a nerd to impress his date

Top 20 Uses for DVD/CD Spindles

TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM

Top Ten Signs Your Signs that your co-worker is a hacker

Two Strings in a bar

University of Alabama Virus

Want to buy a pocket computer

Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n.

What algorithm did Intel use in the

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him

What did one keyboard say to the other

What did one mouse say to the other

What did the mouse say to the webcam

What do computer experts do at weekends

What do computers eat when they get hungry

What do you call a series of

What do you do if your computer hums

What do you get if you cross a

What do you get if you cross a

What do you get if you cross a

What do you get if you stuff your

What do you get if you take your

What do you get when you cross

What does a proud computer call his

What gender is a computer?

What happened when the computer fell on the

What happens if you cross a midget

What is a computer virus

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a

What is the difference between Windows 95

What's another name for the Intel Inside sticker

What's the best way to accelerate a

What's the difference between a car salesman

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a

What's the difference between your finger and a

When do computers go to sleep

Where does an elephant carry its laptop

Where is the best place to buy computer

Which football team to you need to connect

Which kind of ink do you put in

Which way did the programmer go

While trying to diagnose a problem over the

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers

Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in

Why did the computer act crazy

Why did the dish and spoon hide their

Why did the duck stick his leg into

Why did the duck stick his leg into

Why did the school bully kick the classroom

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the

Why do computer teachers never get sick

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween

Why was there a bug in the computer

Windows 2000 Texas

Windows or a Virus?

Would you like to buy a second-hand computer

Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to

You have just received the Kentucky Virus!!! As we

You know you picked the wrong ISP when…

You might be a geek if…

Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication,

You're spending a lot of time at that

You've Got Mail!

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer

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