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A boy sat on a train chewing gum

A businessman was traveling in the train and

A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.

A driver tucked this note under the windshield

A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong

A fellow was following a truck in heavy

A grizzled old man was eating in a

A guy driving a truck in the middle

A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New

A man goes out and buys the best

A man is driving along in the Irish

A man is driving down the road for

A man learned shortly before quitting time that

A man walks into an auto parts store

A man was driving up a steep and

A man was fed up of having his

A man was in court charged with parking

A man was in court charged with parking

A man whose son had just passed his

A monster goes to a petrol station and

A motorist ran into a shop. Do you own a black and white cat

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally

a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus

A Roadway driver is driving east on Route

A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in

A sardarji was working as editor in a

A state trooper pulled a car over and

A tiny racing car was developed by American

A tourist is picked up by a cabbie

A young bloke has started work on a

A young man comes home and says

After seeing a documentary on how inner city

After spending hours enduring the long lines,

An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into

Andy wants a job as a signalman on

As a senior citizen was driving down the

Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental

Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European

Blake and his parents were drinking at the

Brother: How do you top a car

Did you ever see a country boy in

Did you hear about the boy who had

Did you hear about the girl who was

Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown

Do you yield when a blind pedestrian

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at

Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.

How can you reduce the possibility of

How did the woman feel when she got

How do you deal with heavy traffic

How do you stop a dog howling in

How many auto mechanics does it take

How many London taxi drivers does it

I saw the most beautiful cars in the

I was going 70 miles an hour and

If an electric train travels 90 miles an

If you watch the way that many motorists

In a very small alley two trucks driving

It had been snowing for hours when an

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John

Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern

Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your

McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a

Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.

Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.'

Motorist: Does a deer have a horn

Motorist: When I bought this car you told

My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord

My sister's a really bad driver. What makes

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their

On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd

One day a guy was driving with his

One day there was a family driving in

One day, two guys were driving to a

Personally, I like to stay and read the

Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a

Police Officer: Why were you speeding

Policeman: Are you going to a fire

Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that

Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you

Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren

Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing

Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign

Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the

Policeman: Do you know how fast you were

Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly

Policeman: How can you say you don't have

Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me

Policeman: I've had my eye on you for

Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving

Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking

Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk

Policeman: Why are you driving that car in

Policeman: Why are you driving without a license

Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop

Policeman: Why did you lead me on a

Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get

Policeman: Why did your car just spin around

Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign

Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red

Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here

Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel

Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles

Policeman: Why were you speeding

Policeman: Why were you speeding

Policeman: Why were you speeding

Policeman: Why were you speeding

Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped

Q) What's worse than raining buckets

Q. What has one horn and gives milk

Take the wheel, Harry! said the nervous lady

Teacher: Who built the first American car

The only thing wrong with a perfect drive

The train was about to pull out of

Two cab drivers met. Hey, asked one,

Two wizards in a car were driving along

What can you do to help ease

What car do insects drive

What changes would occur in your lifestyle

What did one car muffler say to the

What did the big carburettor say to the

What did the first stoplight say to

What did the jack say to the car

What did the man put on his car

What did the monster say when he saw

What do you call a group of cars

What do you call a laughing motorcycle

What do you call a person who falls

What do you call a pig Who's been

What do you call a pretend railway

What do you call a witch who drives

What do you call someone who draws funny

What do you get if you cross a

What do you get if you cross an

What do you get when you put a

What do you say to a one legged

What driver doesn't have a license

What happens if an axe falls on your

What happens when a frog's car breaks down

What is a banged-up used car

What is an autobiography

What is an autograph

What is evil and ugly and goes at

What is the best thing to take when

What is the difference between a flashing

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer

What is the meaning of afford

What kind of a car does a

What kind of car drives over water

What kind of ears do trains have

What part of a car is the laziest

What should a teacher take if he's run

What song does a car radio play

What sort of a car has your dad

What would you have if your car's motor

Whats black and white and red all over

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a

What's the difference between a teacher and a

When driving through fog, what should you

When I get real bored, I like to

When you exit the bus, please be sure

Where do cars get the most flat tires

Where do ghost trains stop

Where's the car

Which snakes are found on cars

While driving along the back roads of a

Who drives away all his customers

Who drives away all of his customers

Who has the right of way when

Why did the car judder to a stop

Why did the man put his car in

Why did the stupid racing car driver make

Why did your sister refuse the gift of

Why do you have to wait so long

Why is an old car like a baby

Why is it not safe to doze on

Why was the school principal not pleased when

WIFE: There's trouble with the car.

You know all that talk about backseat driving

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