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My opinions may have changed,

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My wife said If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you ...I'm

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Never cut what you can

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No glove no love.

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No soup for you..

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Not all who wander are

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Nothing Is Foolproof To A

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Now That You Are Kissing

Nuke the Whales.

Objects in mirror are dumber

Of all the things I've

Oh look! just 2,852,677 more

Oh well, I guess this

Okay, who stopped the payment

Okay, who stopped the payment

On The Other Hand, You

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Only in America can a

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Overpopulation... too much of a

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Please don't hit me I'm

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Please! do not feed the

Police line. DO NOT CROSS.

Pol-I-Tics poli meaning many, ticks

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Pull my finger.

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Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff

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Rap Is To Music What

Real Men Love Jesus!

Real women don't have hot

Reality Is A Crutch For

Reality is a crutch for

Reality is a figment of

Reality is a nice place,

RECYCLE YOUR ANIMALS

Rehab is for quitters.

RELISH TODAY...KETCHEUP TOMORROW

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed

Remember My Name – You’ll

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Repetition is always better the

S.A.S.R. - Speeders Against Ski

S.C.A.R.Y. (Southern Citizens Advocating the

S.O.B.E.R. - Sick Of Banning

Santa’s Elves Are Just A

Sarcasm helps keep you from

Save a tree, eat a

Save on gas, go fart

Save the planet recycle an

Save the whales! Trade them

Save The Whales. Collect The

Save Your Breath – You’ll

Saw It ... Wanted It

Saw it, wanted it, threw

Saw It... Wanted It... Had

Say say NO thank you.

Scixelsyd Etinu (backward)

Screw you guys, I'm going

Seen It All, Done It

Seen on an old, beat-up

Sex is a misdemeanor .

She’s Always Late. Her Ancestors

Shopping tip: You can get

Short Chicks rock!

Should crematoriums give discounts for

Sign In Pet Store: Buy one dog, get one flea...

Sleep well Mum.

Slow thinkers keep right.

Smile and at nice.

Smile and the world smiles

Smile, it's the second best

Smile. It’s The Second Best

Smile.........show off your teeth.

SNIPER BAR & GRILL: All

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

so close to read it!

So many cats.... So little

So Many Pedestrians - So

So Many Pedestrians - So

So you're a feminist -

So you're a feminist...Isn't that

Some have morals; some don't,

Some People Are Alive Only

Some people are only alive

Someday your prince will come.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy;

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Sorry, you are not a

Spare the fenders, save the

Squirrel...it's what's for dinner.

sticker and watch the road!!!')

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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect

Stress is when you wake

Study long study wrong.

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Stupid should hurt!

Stupidity is not a crime

Stupidity should be punished.

Suburbia: Where they cut down

Suicide is away of telling

Super Bowl is french for...sitting

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Surgeon Generals Warning: Smoking is

T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.

Take me drunk I' m

Talk only if you can

Taxation with representation isn't so

Ted Kennedy's car has killed

Tell me to 'Stuff It'

Tennis players have fuzzy balls.

Thank You...YOU MAY GO!!

Thanks for being a contestant.

That’s all I'm saying and

The American Dream is a

The beatings will continue until

The beatings will continue until

The Big Bang Theory: God

The buck doesn't even slow

The closest I ever got

The early bird gets the

The Earth Is Full -

The Earth Is Full -

The Face Is Familiar But

The Face Is Familiar, But

The fastest way to a

The gene pool could use

The good thing about small

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