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A little boy came running into the kitchen.

A monster went to the doctor with a

A witch went into a beauty parlor and

A woman went to a sweet store to

Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you

Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair

Did you hear about the girl monster who

Did you hear about the witch who did

Don't look out of the window, Betty, people

First girl: I spend hours in front of

First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor

First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch:

Fred keeps telling me that he's going to

Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old

I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's

I don't think these photographs you've taken do

I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I

I've just come back from the beauty parlour.

Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend

Last night I dreamt I was dancing with

Little Johnny and his mother were on a

Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty

Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that

Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a

My boyfriend says I look like a dishy

My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion.

People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid

She's so ugly that when a wasp stings

She's the kind of girl that boys look

They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You

Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom.

What did the really ugly man do for

What happened when the witch went for a

What is yellow and goes click-click

Where is everyone beautiful

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest

Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in

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