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A brain walks into a bar and says,

A circus owner walked into a bar to

A Congressman was once asked about his attitude

A cop is staking out a bar for

A cowboy walks in to a bar and

A drunk is refused a drink in a

A drunk stammers out of a bar and

A drunken man was wondering around the parking

A fellow decides to take off early from

A golf club walks into a local bar

A good samaritan was walking home late one

A group of loud and rowdy drunks were

A guy comes walking into a bar with

A guy goes up to this girl in

A guy stumbles through the front door of

A guy walked into a bar and said

A guy walks into a bar and orders

A guy walks into a bar carrying a

A guy walks into a bar with a

A guy walks into a tavern. As he

A herd of buffalo can move only as

A hotdog walks into a bar and orders

A man comes in to the room and

A man drinking at the bar for three

A man drinks a shot of whiskey every

A man had been drinking at the bar

A man had been out in the back

A man in a bar sees a friend

A man is in a bar having a

A man stumbles up to the only other

A man walks in to a bar and

A man walks into a bar and asks

A man walks into a bar and has

A man walks into a bar and orders

A man walks into a bar and orders

A man walks into a bar and says,

A man walks into a bar on the

A man walks into a bar with a

A man walks into a Kansas bar with

A man walks into a pub and sits

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped

A motorway walks into a pub one day.

A neutron walks into a bar. I'd like a beer he

A number twelve walks into a bar and

A pirate was talking to a land-lubber in

A rather attractive woman goes up to the

A rather confident man walks into a bar

A regular at Bob's Bar came in one

A Russian walks into a bar and orders

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in

A seal walks into a bar and asks

A serious drunk walked into a bar and,

A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for

A small balding man storms into a local

A snail goes into a bar and orders

A Texan bought a round of drinks for

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London,

An angry wife was complaining about her husband

An armless man walked into a bar which

An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian,

At the end of the night a man

Barty and Dunny met in a pub and

Contrary to what people say, you can indeed

Didja hear the news

Ever hear the expression hard drinker

Every night, after dinner, a man took off

How do barmen surf the web

I walked into a bar the other day

I was married 3 times explained the man

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol

It was Halloween and three vampires went into

John & Jessica were on their way home

John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York

John was sitting outside his local pub one

Last New Year's Eve, one woman stood up

Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a

McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini

Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. Say,

Old man O'Malley had worked down at the

One day a drunk walked into a bar

One day an Englishman, an American, and a

One night, this guy come into a bar

Recently scientists revealed that beer contains

Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not

Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'

Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'

Sign seen in a bar: Those drinking to

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the

The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying

The husband was not home at his usual

The local bar was so sure that its

The local District Judge had given the defendant

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a

There was this little guy sitting inside a

There were these three brothers that were very

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit

Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.

Two guys were in a bar, and they

Two ladies are in a bar and the

Two men walked into a bar. You would

Two men who are out walking their dogs

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to 1

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to 2

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think

What did the bartender say to the

What happened when the barman died

Where do Martians drink beer

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